I knew this would happen sooner or later...

Reference this killmail. How many ways does this fail?

1. You undock in Jita with reds in system... in a Kestrel.
   
2. Your Kestrel isn't even combat-fit... it's fit with a cyno generator.
   
3. You undock with reds in system with multiple PLEX's in your cargo hold.
   
4. You undock anywhere in space with seventy-four PLEX's in your cargo hold.
   
5. You don't immediately de-ass the area with a quickness when two battleships start targeting your Kestrel with 18 to 22 million billion (edited 9 Aug 2010, per Cesar's comment below) credits' worth of cargo in the bay.

At least the PLEX's didn't drop - or those two battleship pilots would be having a field day on this guy's tab.